Részlet az amerikai elnökválasztáson induló Jello Biafra programjából:

Vandalise SUVs

In Maine, some people made counterfeit traffic tickets and ran around writing-up SUV owners as 'Earth criminals'. Then, in Santa Cruz, someone spray-painted dozens of SUVs in one night. The corporate media presented this as some terrible affront to civilisation, which was hilarious. We need a new law that owners of SUVs are automatically in the military reserve. Then they can go get their own goddamn oil.

További racionálisnak tűnő érvek itt.

A nem létező "napi idézet" kategória mai klasszikusa g doublev bushtól származik, hitelessége a lehető leghivatalosabb fórumon ellenőrizhető:

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."