DOCTORS SUCCESSFULLY REMOVE BANJO FROM ALABAMA MAN'S KNEE!
VEGAN VAMPIRE ATTACKS TREES!
ASTRONOMER DISCOVERS PLANET MADE ENTIRELY OF NOODLES!
BOY TURNS BELOVED AUNT INTO ROBOT!
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water, along come.. NAVY ANTS!
JESUS WAS A JAPANESE GARLIC FARMER!
SCOTS BUILT THE PYRAMIDS!
COPS BUST HAMSTER!

"BOY TRAPPED IN REFRIGERATOR EATS OWN FOOT" jut az ember eszébe egyből, csakhogy ezek valódiak. Havi aljatabloid főcím top10 az államokból (nem mai, de ezeken nem fog az idő).